Sunday, July 1, 2012

A cannibal was walking through the jungle



. . . . . and came upon a restaurant operated by a
fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat 
down and looked over the menu....
 Tourist:                                $8.00
Broiled Missionary:                  $10.00
Fried Explorer:                            $12.50


Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:  $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."  

17 comments:

Randy-g said...

Can one ever get all the shit out of a politician? All way over priced too, I would just starve.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, Yup, I get you hungry for lays and I offer politicians.

Opus #6 said...

Glad I have not poured my morning cereal yet. :-S

Ron Russell said...

I would like to try the Baked Democrat---Really! I would pay a $1000 for that certain one!

Ron Russell said...

Forgot to mention---I'm part Cajun and can eat any damn thing!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, would you like a little lib to go with that?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, coming right up.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, Yeah you guys even eat bait.

Sandee said...

I'll take 10 politicians and you can pick them. Won't be long and we'll be rid of all of them that way.

Have a terrific day Odie. :)

Scooney Adrift said...

A BIG dose of ExLax wouldn't phase them, they feast on crap!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, would you like fries with that?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Scooney, and wallo in it.

Amusing Bunni said...

Aint' that the truth, Odie.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, we gotta keep cleaning.

trailbee said...

I'll go halvers with Ron. :)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Trailbee, coming right up.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

RON, sorry I answered you as Randy ... Duh