Sunday, July 1, 2012

A cannibal was walking through the jungle



. . . . . and came upon a restaurant operated by a
fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat 
down and looked over the menu....
 Tourist:                                $8.00
Broiled Missionary:                  $10.00
Fried Explorer:                            $12.50


Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican:  $100.00

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
"Why such a high price for the Politicians?"

The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of shit, it takes all morning."  

17 comments:

  1. Can one ever get all the shit out of a politician? All way over priced too, I would just starve.

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  2. Randy, Yup, I get you hungry for lays and I offer politicians.

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  3. Glad I have not poured my morning cereal yet. :-S

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  4. I would like to try the Baked Democrat---Really! I would pay a $1000 for that certain one!

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  5. Forgot to mention---I'm part Cajun and can eat any damn thing!

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  6. Opie, would you like a little lib to go with that?

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  7. Randy, Yeah you guys even eat bait.

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  8. I'll take 10 politicians and you can pick them. Won't be long and we'll be rid of all of them that way.

    Have a terrific day Odie. :)

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  9. A BIG dose of ExLax wouldn't phase them, they feast on crap!

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  10. Sandee, would you like fries with that?

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  11. I'll go halvers with Ron. :)

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  12. RON, sorry I answered you as Randy ... Duh

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Put it here ... I can't wait to read it.