Two very active seniors (Jacob, age 92, and Mary, age 89), living in The Villages, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way, they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter, “Are you the owner?”
The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”
Jacob says, “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”
The Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”
Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”
Pharmacist: “All kinds.”
Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism?”
Pharmacist: “Definitely.”
Jacob: “How about suppositories and medicine for impotence?”
Pharmacist: “You bet!”
Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer’s?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. The works.”
Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”
Pharmacist: “Absolutely.”
Jacob: “Everything for heartburn and indigestion?”
Pharmacist: “We sure do.”
Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?”
Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes.”
Jacob: “Adult diapers?”
Pharmacist: “Sure, how can I help you?
Jacob: “We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”
Thanks Skip
Good Morning Mr. Woodster... We've lived in The Villages for 12 years. Population is up to about 140,000 now, and it's said to be the largest retirement development in the world. A great place to live.
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PS - Our bridal registry was Walgeens
Chuck M, that's a big place.
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ReplyDeleteedutcher, and I worked so hard on it.
Deletethe amount of humor found in this story is defintely age related
ReplyDeleteboron, close to my age.
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ReplyDeleteAnon, imagine this was meant to be funny
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