Saturday, November 14, 2020

WARNING! WARNING! ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

We've seen this warning before but it doesn't hurt to hear about it again...

Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall

and in dark parking lots, etc.  This is the first warning I have seen

for men.  I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it.

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's,

Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart.  This one caught me totally by

surprise.  Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam

while out shopping.  Simply going out to get supplies has turned out

to be quite traumatic.

Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.

Here's how the scam works;  Two nice looking,college-age girls will come over to your car or truck as you are packing your purchases into your vehicle.  They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts.  (It's impossible not to look).  When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say, 'No', but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's.

You agree and they climb into the vehicle.  On the way, they start undressing.  Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen Oct. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th, and the 29th.  Also Nov. 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 16th &17th, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful.  What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men.  Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each.  I found even cheaper ones for $.99 at the Dollar Store.  Also, you never get to eat at McDonald's.  I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Lowe's, to Home Depot, to Wal-Mart.

So please, send this on to all the retired men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam. (The best times are just before lunch and around 4:30PM.)

Thanks Dan

Other Rule 5 ers With Dirty Windows:


  1. Liv Tyler in the last shot is a nice touch. :)

  2. Make sure you carry your wallet in your FRONT POCKET!

  3. Critter, thanks! I didn't notice it was her without her elf ears.

  4. Frank Fisher, Now you tell me. I would have enjoyed the first two times a lot more.

  5. edutcher, I like the blonde on the Mustang.

  6. mer, yup I seed it once. But who the hell cares, right?


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