Sea Story . . . .

There's an old sea story about a  ship's Captain who 

inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first  

mate that his men smelled bad.

 The Captain  suggested perhaps it would help if the 

sailors would change underwear  occasionally.
 

The first mate responded, "Aye,  aye sir, 

I'll see to it immediately!"

The first mate went straight to the  sailors' berth 

deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys 

smell bad  and wants you to change your underwear."

He continued, "Pittman, you change  with Jones, 

McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, 

you change  with Schultz."


THE MORAL OF THE  STORY:



Someone may come along and promise  "Change", 

but don't count on things smelling any  better.

Thanks Hal