"Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR."
"Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?"
"No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."
Saturday, January 16, 2016
Neighbors ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style
"Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR."
"Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?"
"No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."
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You devil you.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day filled with hot chicks. ☺
Suspenders.
ReplyDeleteSandee, YUP!
ReplyDeleteedutcher, yup ... keeps her from getting loose.
ReplyDeleteWait a minute... I thought me and Janicki had the exclusive rights to posting Denise Milani pictures (#3). You're stepping on our toes, wood man! This will not be tolerated! Although, I better go back and look again, just to be sure before I read you the full riot act... If I don't come back, have a great Saturday, Odie!
ReplyDeleteGrunt, are you sure. I have her "X" on a contract and if you have a signature it's a forgery. She can't even write her own name. My lawyer will contact your lawyer. I'm signing girl number one as I write this.
ReplyDeleteWe lived next door to the reigning Miss Mississippi when I was in the 8th grade. You know how junior high boys are! Her blinds were seldom pulled----think she knew me and the gang were watching!
ReplyDeleteRon, Ah 8th grade hormones ... BOOM!
ReplyDeleteThey're all hot but that second to last pic is monitor melting.
ReplyDeleteRanger, I hope you're OK ....
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