took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.
He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a
lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out.
Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire
cabin, "Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in New Orleans please raise your hand?”
Not one hand went up, so she took them home and ate them herself.
Two lessons here:
1. Many lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.
2. Most blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think.
Other Mile High Club Rule 5 ers:
In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
The Last Tradition
Politically Incorrect Conservative
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
The Last Tradition
Politically Incorrect Conservative
Bwahahahahahahahaha. She was way smarter than that attorney, and I'm sure I've met that attorney too. There are so many just like that.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. ☺
Sandee, we should all keep our crabs to ourselves.
ReplyDeleteI know, I married one.
ReplyDeleteBlonde, that is.
edutcher, so did I.
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