Odie - That reply to edutcher is just evil! You should be ashamed. And praised!
That "Stray Bar" one is my favorite. Reminds me of a buddy who was on travel in Sunnyvale, CA. Walking down El Camino Real and asks random dude if there's a "Sports Bar" around. Dude looks confused. "What kind of sports bar? There's a lesbian sports bar right over there. And a bikini sports bar across the street." He cut him off when he started getting into the different kinds of gay sports bars. I didn't know what to tell him. S-vale has always been pretty conservative, and it wasn't like that when we lived within walking distance from the spot he was talking about. Weird.
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Excellent...now I'm defined as strange and twisted.
ReplyDeleteLL, "S" just keeps happening.
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm in the right place because everyone that knows me knows I'm very twisted.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Odie. ☺
Sandee, That's my girl!
ReplyDeleteThe first one hits a little too close IYKWIMAITYD.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, sorry I'm old like the cartoon so translation required.
ReplyDeleteOdie - That reply to edutcher is just evil! You should be ashamed. And praised!
ReplyDeleteThat "Stray Bar" one is my favorite. Reminds me of a buddy who was on travel in Sunnyvale, CA. Walking down El Camino Real and asks random dude if there's a "Sports Bar" around. Dude looks confused. "What kind of sports bar? There's a lesbian sports bar right over there. And a bikini sports bar across the street." He cut him off when he started getting into the different kinds of gay sports bars. I didn't know what to tell him. S-vale has always been pretty conservative, and it wasn't like that when we lived within walking distance from the spot he was talking about. Weird.
A dog, wearing a cowboy hat and sporting a 6-shooter and has one of his front legs bandaged up and in a sling, walks into the saloon.
ReplyDeleteThen the dog says "I'm lookin' for the low down varmint who done shot my paw...."
Get it? You see, the dog's paw was....oh, never mind.
Grunt, you have to keep an eye on your tail pipe when you're in those parts now.
ReplyDeleteFredd, What? Oh yeah, I get jokes.
ReplyDeleteIf You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
ReplyDeleteLol. Strange and twisted. Just look at my avatar.
ReplyDeleteFredd: Very chuckle worthy.
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, I already told you I didn't.
ReplyDeleteCube, OK I'm looking.
ReplyDeleteCube, Fredd tries or is it Fredd is trying?
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