In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one
useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three or
more is a congress. - - - John Adams
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How do you know when it is time to "hang up the car keys"?
I WOULD SAY WHEN YOUR DOG HAS THIS LOOK ON HIS FACE!
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The Daughter . . . .
Well, she didn't put it quite like that.. she actually said...
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How do you know when it is time to "hang up the car keys"?
I WOULD SAY WHEN YOUR DOG HAS THIS LOOK ON HIS FACE!
The Daughter . . . .
My
daughter just walked into the living room and
said:
"Dad,
cancel my allowance
immediately,
rent my
room out,
throw all my
clothes out of the window,
take my TV, and
stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my
laptop.
Please take all of my
jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then
sell
my
new car,
take my
front door key away from me and throw me out of
the
house." Then
disown me and never talk to me again. And
don't forget to write
me out of your
will.Well, she didn't put it quite like that.. she actually said...
"Dad I have
decided to work for Obama’s reelection
campaign."
Author Unknown, but a great man!
Most kids are terribly stupid in their youth. By the time they start figuring it out they are far behind.
ReplyDeleteAnother youth heads to the dark side...
ReplyDeleteAdmiral, ah da yut.
ReplyDeleteRandy, May the force be with you.
ReplyDelete..Odie,
ReplyDeleteYour new Walmart series is terrific! I stole the pitcher of MOOCH-ELLE with the huge white butterfly on her chest..
..but with attribution, of course.
Thanks for digging this stuff up and do not despair about Michelle Bachmann; she'll drop out of the race and go back to the House as a fire-breather.
I agree with all the sentiments here about Romney being a RINO but I will not mind voting for him because he will probably pick Cain as a running mate and the (R) House and (R) Senate (and we, the great unwashed mob) will keep him squared away.
Anyway, it will be an interesting 2012.
Makes me wanna go buy a big white van.
ReplyDeleteTWP, go ahead and steal it. Hell, I stole it too.
ReplyDeleteInno, buy that one. The work's been done for you.
ReplyDeleteThat Poor Dog :)
ReplyDeleteI would kick her out too! Wonder if her dad would take me in? I've decided to unelect Obama! Is it possible to "unelect" someone?
ReplyDeleteStopsign, they say dogs can sense earthquakes coming too.
ReplyDeleteRon, we'll give it a try.
ReplyDeleteThat is exactly the same look that I saw on some old dog's face as his old master slammed broadside into my van some years back...Semi true story...the old guy was turning left on a right facing one way street..and bang! I wish his dog had been there there to warn him.
ReplyDeleteWell Scott, it's what they call, "Oh Crap!"
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