Saturday, October 22, 2011

Oh Nurse (2) ~ OR ~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

Black Testicles
A male patient is lying in bed
in the hospital,
Wearing an oxygen mask over his
mouth and nose,
Still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour surgical procedure
A young student nurse appears to give him a
partial sponge bath.
Nurse,' he mumbles, from behind the mask
'Are my
testicles black?'
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies
'I don't know,Sir.
I'm only here to wash
your upper body..'
He struggles to ask again,
'Nurse, are my
testicles black?'
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his
penis in one hand and his
Testicles in the other,lifting and moving them
around and around gently.
Then, she takes a close look and says,
... 'No sir, they aren't and I assure you, there's nothing wrong
With them, Sir !!'
The man pulls off his oxygen mask,
smiles at her and
Says very slowly,
'Thank you very much.
That was
wonderful, but listen
Very, very closely......
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s -b a c k ?'

I feel better all ready !

Other Places to spot Rule 5 Babes:
Reaganite Repulican  
Randy's Roundtable
Proof Positive
Ron's Guns and Bikinis


  1. Looks like some of Gaddafi's staff lol


  2. RR, Is it too late to fight on his side?

  3. Randy, they're lost? Well, this guy is lucky then. His were only black.

  4. In all fairness to the nurse, I thought he asked about black testicles too.

    lol~ good one

  5. What a sneaky man. He needed to be examined thoroughly and perked up and the nurse did just that.

  6. This seems to be a tradition that I should glom onto. (The Rule 5 thingy, not the inspection of men's privates.)

    On a related matter, your parable reminds me of a recently-divorced man who went into his GP and complained because his member was turning orange.

    After an inspection by the physician to confirm this fact, he was asked if he had changed his lifestyle, etc. whereupon he explained, "Well nothing new really. Ever since I have been divorced, I just go to a local video store to rent some porn and stop in at the liquor store next door to get a six-pack and a bag of Cheetos."

  7. Us ole-timers can be sneaky at times. Thanks for the plug Oldie and also for the link I just noticed it.

  8. Teresa, perking up is a great way to put.

  9. TWP, Those damn cheetos again. That's why I switched to cherries.

  10. Hmmm, You have given me an idea should I end up in the hospital,,in another State.

    The nurses that I have encountered in MI don't like playing games I am here to tell ya'!

  11. Christopher, they didn't care about your test results?

  12. Odie,

    To the contrary.

    The nurses in MI that I have encountered are the utmost professional and run their floors (employees under their charge and patients) in the same manner.

    Don't get me wrong, they laugh and have great humor as well but when it comes down to doing their job, you had better listen as no BS is put up with when it comes to that.

    If MI can be held to anything resembling a high standard it is most definitely our nurses.

    I know this is a humorous post, but I thank you for the chance to give a shout out to these wonderful nurses.

  13. If only they looked like that in real hospitals, Odie, the NHS ones, especially, have nothing to worry about in the stiffy department - ugly old battleaxes! :-D

  14. Spidey ... in the "Stiffy" department. you're a funny guy.

    Christopher, you know the staff here at Woodsterman takes very little seriously.


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