A Cow, an Ant and an Old Fart are debating on who is
the greatest of the three of them.
The Cow: I give 50 liters of milk every day
The Cow: I give 50 liters of milk every day
and that's why I am the greatest!!
The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter,
The Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter,
I can carry 52 times my own weight and
that's why I am the greatest!!
Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something...
That is just too funny. Where is your response to the joke Odie?
ReplyDeleteTeresa, this old fart's mind just doesn't work that fast.
ReplyDeleteI'm not getting into an arguement with a couple of dumb animals, one that will end up in a dog food can, and one that will be stepped on without even noticing (lift that sucker!)
ReplyDeleteGood one Odie, almost choked on me biscuit (cookie to you)
Indy, It's always good to get the "biscuit" point of view.
ReplyDeleteShhhhh. We don't want to tell the whipper snappers why Old Farts are the greatest.....
ReplyDeleteSupi, mum's the word .....
ReplyDeleteI have 45 years of education, married a beautiful gal, have a beautiful daughter,I have many friends, I earn a living, I cling to my Bible and guns, I am conservative and last but not least I am an American.
ReplyDeleteOld fart yes but I win!
I last farted just a few minutes ago. I don't consider that "old".
ReplyDeleteMiles farts: silent but deadly :-P
ReplyDeleteChristopher, He who dies with the most farts wins, right. Or is that tools or something else? I get so confused at this advanced age.
ReplyDeleteinnominatus, this conversation has been downgraded ... but since we're on the subject. If it lingers in the air longer than five minutes ... it is deemed "OLD".
ReplyDeletePeirro, join the club you bunch of old farts. This proves it ... there's nothing better the fart humor.
ReplyDeleteThe term Old Fart doesn't seem feminine enough for me. How about Old Biddie?
ReplyDeleteHas anyone seen Bunni?
Is an 'old biddie' where you follow through after farting???
ReplyDeleteSorry couldn't resist, I'll get my coat...
Opie, old biddie it is then.
ReplyDeleteI'm still working on it. I thought I would call today.
Indy, coats and biddies both share warmth.
ReplyDeleteHahaha! You got me, Odie!
ReplyDeleteBoy it sure does stink around here at the moment! :-D
Spidey ... Run away, run away!
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