There once was a lady named Helen Who tried to shoot a great melon. The catapult went twang The melon went bang When the pits hit her tits she was yellin'.
Put it here ... I can't wait to read it. I have the Captcha turned OFF but blogger insists it be there. You should be able to bypass it.
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Revenge from the Melon people.
ReplyDeleteFor many years, knights and their squires fought hard to wipe melons from the face of the earth. This was the turning point when melons fought back.
It's the sort of momentous historical moment I expect from the Woodsterman.
;^)
Damn that looked like it hurt!
ReplyDeleteTalk about a backfire!
LL, Damn I love and look forward to your comments. Thanks for the chuckle.
ReplyDeleteChristopher, Like LL said, it's melons fighting back. She just got what she deserved.
ReplyDeleteThat HURT! It was funny as hell. Too bad it wasn't pelousy getting smacked.
ReplyDeleteOdie, I love LL's & Christopher's comments too, they are great, as are yours!
Thanks Bunnikins, we all love your "Pelousy" comments too.
ReplyDeletewell, I think one by one we could put some pests in there. like Oblamer, Axelrude, and the others in the regime that are ruining our country
ReplyDeletebonks to all of you
mom's been sick and koffing all over everything, so we have to be careful here. sick people are icky.
bonkbonk
There once was a lady named Helen
ReplyDeleteWho tried to shoot a great melon.
The catapult went twang
The melon went bang
When the pits hit her tits she was yellin'.
Vive la revolution!!!!...
ReplyDeleteComrades of Soviet America....It's nice to see that your Dear Despot has a Good sence of fair play.
What a Prick!!!
Pierro, Set it up in Washington and let everyone take a shot ... not bad.
ReplyDeleteI hope all get better your way.
Sig94, Author, author !!!
ReplyDeleteDazed, you tell them.
ReplyDeleteSure, it's all fun and games until a watermelon puts your eye out.
ReplyDeleteOK, and did they really have to show that over and over and over again? That even makes me cringe in pain.
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