Sunday, January 17, 2016

Sea Story . . . .


There's an old sea story about a  ship's Captain who 
inspected his sailors, and afterward told the first  
mate that his men smelled bad.

 The Captain  suggested perhaps it would help if the 
sailors would change underwear  occasionally.
 
The first mate responded, "Aye,  aye sir, 
I'll see to it immediately!"

The first mate went straight to the  sailors' berth 
deck and announced, "The Captain thinks you guys 
smell bad  and wants you to change your underwear."

He continued, "Pittman, you change  with Jones, 
McCarthy, you change with Witkowski, and Brown, 
you change  with Schultz."


THE MORAL OF THE  STORY:



Someone may come along and promise  "Change", 
but don't count on things smelling any  better.

Thanks Hal

 
 

12 comments:

Curmudgeon said...

You make sure and tell Hal thanks for the Sunday AM chuckle and thank you for passing it along to the rest of us. Happy Sunday Odie.

LL said...

Clearly, that's been the hope and change we've seen at the White House.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Curmudgeon, you must mean "Happy Football Sunday" huh. Your team is up next!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, Smells huh.

Sandee said...

Not everyone would agree with you Odie. I do, but there are the sheep that think things are wonderful.

Have a fabulous Silly Sunday my friend. ☺

GruntOfMonteCristo said...

I've been to Washington DC recently. Smelled like failure on bad steroids.

Euripides said...

So that's the bad smell we've had coming out of Washington....

sig94 said...

The stink ... it rots from the head.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, it smells no matter which way the wind is blowing.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Grunt, that's definite proof you've been there.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Euripides, yup ... old underwear.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

sig94, that's a thought and a vision I don't need. Someone wearing Nancy Pelosi's used granny underwear on their head.