Saturday, January 16, 2016

Neighbors ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


 I popped my head over my sexy neighbor's fence today to see her lying in her bikini.
"Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR."

"Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?"

"No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."





10 comments:

Sandee said...

You devil you.

Have a fabulous day filled with hot chicks. ☺

edutcher said...

Suspenders.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, YUP!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, yup ... keeps her from getting loose.

GruntOfMonteCristo said...

Wait a minute... I thought me and Janicki had the exclusive rights to posting Denise Milani pictures (#3). You're stepping on our toes, wood man! This will not be tolerated! Although, I better go back and look again, just to be sure before I read you the full riot act... If I don't come back, have a great Saturday, Odie!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Grunt, are you sure. I have her "X" on a contract and if you have a signature it's a forgery. She can't even write her own name. My lawyer will contact your lawyer. I'm signing girl number one as I write this.

Ron Russell said...

We lived next door to the reigning Miss Mississippi when I was in the 8th grade. You know how junior high boys are! Her blinds were seldom pulled----think she knew me and the gang were watching!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, Ah 8th grade hormones ... BOOM!

Ranger Artyom said...

They're all hot but that second to last pic is monitor melting.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ranger, I hope you're OK ....