Saturday, January 16, 2016

Neighbors ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


 I popped my head over my sexy neighbor's fence today to see her lying in her bikini.
"Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR."

"Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?"

"No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."





10 comments:

  1. You devil you.

    Have a fabulous day filled with hot chicks. ☺

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  2. edutcher, yup ... keeps her from getting loose.

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  3. Wait a minute... I thought me and Janicki had the exclusive rights to posting Denise Milani pictures (#3). You're stepping on our toes, wood man! This will not be tolerated! Although, I better go back and look again, just to be sure before I read you the full riot act... If I don't come back, have a great Saturday, Odie!

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  4. Grunt, are you sure. I have her "X" on a contract and if you have a signature it's a forgery. She can't even write her own name. My lawyer will contact your lawyer. I'm signing girl number one as I write this.

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  5. We lived next door to the reigning Miss Mississippi when I was in the 8th grade. You know how junior high boys are! Her blinds were seldom pulled----think she knew me and the gang were watching!

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  6. They're all hot but that second to last pic is monitor melting.

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