Sunday, October 2, 2011

Sounds Like Hell . . . .

Well after the internet being down it's back ... yea! My last post I mentioned Yahoos. That just refers to the others in their RVs using the WiFi here at the undisclosed location. When a lot of people use it at the same time it gets really ... S   L   O   W ... 
Later Dudes and Dudettes, it's time to put it all on black . . .

George Bush, Queen Elizabeth and Vladimir Putin all died and went to hell. 
While there, they spied a red phone and asked what the phone was for.
The devil told them it was for calling back to Earth.

Putin Asked to call Russia and talked for 5 minutes.  When he was finished,
The devil informed him that the cost was ONE million dollars, so Putin
Wrote him a check.

Next, Queen Elizabeth called England and
Talked for 30 minutes.  When she was finished the devil informed her
That the cost was SIX million dollars, so she wrote him a check.

Finally George Bush got his turn and talked for 4 hours.  When he was finished the devil informed him that the cost was $5.00.

When Putin heard this he went ballistic and asked the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.

The devil smiled and replied: 
"Since Obama took over, the country has gone to hell, so it's a local call.

Thanks Dan !

16 comments:

Randy-g said...

A frigging local call is right! Good one Odie!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, yes it's another great one from one of the many of Woodsterman's writers.

Always On Watch said...

Excellent punch line.

stopsign said...

I'm laughing but its so true :)

Trestin said...

Lol. It's true.

Opus #6 said...

Made me laugh. The best humor has a large kernel of truth and this is no exception. Well done.

Supi said...

lol.

trailbee said...

Great. Soon, it will be free with AT&T!

The Conservative Lady said...

Good one, Odie.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

On Watch, nothing but the best for you.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Stopsign, you found the secret. Good humor has a ring of truth to it.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Trestin ... yup going to hell.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, now that's a coincidence. That's what I told Stopsign. Like minds and all that ...

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Good Morning Supi. How's Texas this fine morning?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

trailbee, is my former employer going to hell too?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Lady, thank you kindly.