Thursday, June 30, 2011

SHOT !

Polk County , Florida Sheriff
You kill a policeman it means no arrest...no Miranda rights...no
negotiations...nothing but as many bullets as we can shoot into
you...PERIOD.



An illegal alien, in Polk County , Florida , who got pulled over in a
routine traffic stop, ended up "executing" the deputy who stopped him.
The deputy was shot eight times, including once behind his right ear at
close range. Another deputy was wounded and a police dog killed.  A
state-wide manhunt ensued.

The murderer was found hiding in a wooded area.  As soon as he took a
shot at the SWAT team, officers opened fire on him.  They hit the guy 68
times.

Naturally, the liberal media went nuts and asked why they had to shoot
the poor, undocumented immigrant 68 times.

Sheriff Grady Judd told the Orlando Sentinel:  "Because that's all the
ammunition we had."  Now, is that just about the all-time greatest
answer or what!

The Coroner also reported that the illegal alien died of natural causes.
When asked by a reporter how that could be, since there were 68 bullet
wounds in his body, he simply replied:  (BEST QUOTE of 2009) . . . "When
you are shot 68 times, you are naturally gonna die."

20 comments:

Randy-g said...

Thats all the ammo we had!! I love it.

USA_Admiral said...

Some of us down here have a sense of humor too.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, best answer he could have given.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, I know, and you have my sympathy. In 25 years you won't be able to post this guy getting put to death.

Opus #6 said...

Natural causes is a good one. Also lead poisoning.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, they all work, but the out come is still the same and cause to celebrate.

innominatus said...

This situation illustrates perfectly how everybody needs high-capacity magazines. 'Cuz I'd like to see triple-figures in this guy instead of only 68.

Otis P. Driftwood said...

Polk County is a few hours away from me, but I feel much safer anyway. Naturally.

Euripides said...

The liberals were only angry because they'd lost another Democrat voter....

Teresa said...

Great one Odie! This is a good way to lose a Democrat voter naturally.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Inno, 680 does sound better huh.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Otis ... stay safe.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Euripides, I was wondering when and who would bring that up. Congratulations you won ... the illegal will be delivered to your door tomorrow to clean your house.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, see if Euripides will share his prize.

WomanHonorThyself said...

hey Woodsy..well Hussein O will be granting amnesty to thousands of more punks...good grief! Have a fabulous July 4th weekend u patriot u!..

Always On Watch said...

Good riddance -- and justice served.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

WHT, you have a great Fourth as well.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

On Watch ... we totally agree!

stopsign said...

So sad to hear they only had 68 bullets.

Have a Great 4th :-)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Stopsign, there just isn't ever enough.