Monday, November 8, 2010

Unionized Hookers ....

Hookers' Union Rules



A  dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.  
When he  got to the first one, he asked the Madam, 
"Is this a union  house?"
"No," she  replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well,  if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80  and the girls get $20,'"she answered.
Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more  equitable, hopefully unionized, shop. His search continued until finally he  reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And, if I pay  you $100, what cut do the girls get?"  

"The  girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said. 
He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room,  and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed  blonde.  


"I'd  like her," he said. 
"I'm  sure you would, sir," said the Madam,  then she gestured to a   92-year-old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years  seniority and according to union rules, she's next."
NOW you know what's wrong with unionization;  be it  teachers,
government workers, auto workers, etc.  

18 comments:

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

Questionable mental picture but really gets to the point.

LL said...

When I worked in Greece, the prostitutes (who DO have a sanctioned union there) went on strike. Since members of other unions had a vested interest in keeping the ladies happy - they too went on strike and it gridlocked the nation, which is highly unionized.

The prostitute's complaint? Non-union "scab" labor from Eastern Europe were selling the goods under the fixed price specified by the union and they drove down the price.

No, Odie, you CAN NOT make this stuff up.

stopsign said...

Did he ask for his $100 back? lol

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Christopher, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, and now we know why Greece is so F***ed up.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Stopsign no, I had my way with the old lady.

Supi said...

Odie.. I can just see middle age men breaking 100 yd dash records

Opus #6 said...

Odie, we must find a way to break the union stranglehold on the U.S., particularly their support for Dem causes.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, I'm still pretty fast.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie I'm a very busy man. Let me tackle the hooker unions first. After that I'll be ready, or too pooped to pop.

Amusing Bunni said...

You illustrated the problem in your own unique way, Odie. At least pelousy will have a new job now ;-)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, do you mean she'll be a hooker now?

Teresa said...

Unions are all so wrong!! LMAO!! Unions SUCK!!!

banned said...

Meanwhile, in Spain, street hookers have been told to wear Hi Viz jackets, for their elfinsafety

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-11627351

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa !!!! now just what do you mean.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

banned, I heard about that. I'll check out that site ... thanks.

Teresa said...

Meaning - There are huge problems with unions.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa ... just funnin' with you. I new what you meant.