Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Bad Day ...

"Well, what'cha gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, 
as I burst into tears. "Come on, man," the biker says, 
"I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a grown 
man cry."

"This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete 
failure. I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me.  
When I went to the parking lot, I found my car had been 
stolen and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in 
the cab I took home. I found my wife in bed with the 
gardener, and then my dog bit me."

"So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an 
end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here 
watching the arsenic dissolve.  Then some jack-ass shows 
up and drinks the whole thing!"  

"But enough about me, how's your day going?"

14 comments:

Indyanhat said...

Gulp!

Opus #6 said...

Woops.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Indy, Are you a biker with a funny after taste in your mouth?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, you snuck in there as I was answering Indy. Don't you love it when "ordinary Joe" can get one over a bully.

Amusing Bunni said...

Perfect story for this week!
Funny stuff. I bad that mean biker feels like bammy right about now...he he.

LL said...

Ha!

Indyanhat said...

Just imagining the reaction Odie!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

On my lunch break Bunni, Busy week here. Good bye biker!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, Ha Ha!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

I know Indy ... just a funnin ya a bit.

Teresa said...

LMAO!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Teresa, see you had a good day.

Supi said...

Thanks for the laugh!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, You bet ... that's my job.