Two guys are off to the showers late one night
after working out. They undress and step into the
showers before they realize there is no soap.
Odie says he has soap in his locker and goes to get it,
not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap,
one in each hand , and heads back to the showers.
He is halfway down the hall when he sees three middle
aged ladies heading his way. Having no place to hide,
he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue.
The ladies stop and comment on how life-like Odie looks.
The first lady suddenly reaches out
and pulls on his manhood.
Startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look" says the
first lady, "it's a soap dispenser". To test her theory
the second lady also pulls on his manhood. Sure
enough, he drops the second bar of soap.
Now the third lady decides to have a go. She pulls once,
then twice and three times but nothing happens.
So she gives several more tugs, then yells...
"Oh My God, HAND LOTION TOO!
Odie says he has soap in his locker and goes to get it,
not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap,
one in each hand , and heads back to the showers.
He is halfway down the hall when he sees three middle
aged ladies heading his way. Having no place to hide,
he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue.
The ladies stop and comment on how life-like Odie looks.
The first lady suddenly reaches out
and pulls on his manhood.
Startled, he drops a bar of soap. "Oh look" says the
first lady, "it's a soap dispenser". To test her theory
the second lady also pulls on his manhood. Sure
enough, he drops the second bar of soap.
Now the third lady decides to have a go. She pulls once,
then twice and three times but nothing happens.
So she gives several more tugs, then yells...
"Oh My God, HAND LOTION TOO!
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Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
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Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
The Last Tradition
Average Bubba
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
The Last Tradition
Average Bubba
Thanks Dan
I'm not at all curious as to what happens when they want to dry their hands...
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahahaha and what Brighid said.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Odie. :)
Brighid, they would use a towel, what do you use?
ReplyDeleteSandee, we're here to please.
ReplyDeleteI hope you at least bought them dinner, Odie!
ReplyDeleteThe one I heard, it was nuns and a priest in a rectory.
ReplyDeleteYou're a giver, Odie. No denying it.
ReplyDeleteI'll take Window number three for a hundred bucks, Alex....
ReplyDeleteProof, of course I did. I had nothing to hide.
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, That's what this one was too. I changed it to suit me.
ReplyDeleteLL, I try.
ReplyDeleteUnknown, "Where is the hand towel in this skit?"
ReplyDeleteThat confirms my worst suspicions---Odie, you are indeed a dirty old man.
ReplyDeleteYou are the boss, here.
ReplyDeleteUnless, of course, Mrs Odie's around.
PS Nice shot of a mature Barbara Eden. Nice to see the years have been good to her.
At sight of the first pic I thought of my husband. He's often told me how fond he was of Jeannie when he was growing up. She was probably a favorite of yours as well.
ReplyDeleteThe joke was funny, but I had to subtract you as the protagonist... I hope you don't mind that I did the math.