Thursday, May 28, 2015

Pondering . . . .

I'm not saying let's go kill all the stupid people. 
I'm just saying let's remove all the warning labels 
and let the problem work itself out.
I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People 

move out of the way much faster now.
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her 

hands. If they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.
Gone are the days when girls used to cook like 

their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.
You know that tingly little feeling you get when 

you really like someone? That's common sense 
leaving your body.
I don't like making plans for the day because then 

the word "premeditated" get's thrown around 
in the courtroom.
I didn't make it to the gym today. 

That makes five years in a row
I decided to change calling the bathroom the John 

and renamed it the Jim. I feel so much better saying 
I went to the Jim this morning
Dear paranoid people who check behind shower 

curtains for murderers; if you find one, what's your plan?


  1. You know that tingly little feeling you get when
    you really like someone? That's common sense
    leaving your body.

    Amen, Odie.

  2. I changed my car horn to gunshot sounds. People
    move out of the way much faster now.

    The solution to traffic jams in Northern Virginia!

  3. I love them all Odie. Some more than others like that first one.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

  4. Chris Matthews is insane! Other than that, It's good to have a normal website like this. Thank you, Odie. :)

  5. Just don't toot that horn close to a police car!

  6. What makes you think stupid people read warning labels?

  7. Race, oh I'm sorry. I guess that happens when you get older.

  8. Sandee, that first one is my favorite too.

  9. Trailbee, "normal" ... where did I go wrong?

  10. Edutcher, good point, but not useful to this post.

  11. The Marines say to have a plan to kill everyone you meet.
    Implementation is going to max out my credit cards!

  12. It's comforting to know I have common sense to lose it...


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