Saturday, May 30, 2015

Mexican Eggs . . . .

Two Mexicans are riding a bicycle on a road about 15 miles
outside of Tucson , AZ. One of  the bike's tires
goes flat and they start
hitching a lift back into town.

A friendly  trucker stops to see if he can help and
the  Mexicans ask him for a  ride. He tells them
they can ride in the  trailer if they
could fit in with 20,000 bowling balls he is hauling.

They manage to squeeze  themselves and their bike into
the back and the driver shuts the  doors and gets on
his way. Wanting to make up time the
trucker speeds  up.

Sure enough a  blonde cop pulls him over for speeding.

The officer asks the  driver what he is carrying,
to  which the driver jokingly replies
"Mexican eggs."

The Blond Lady Cop obviously doesn't believe this
so she takes a look in the trailer.  She opens the back
door and shocked, quickly shuts it
and locks  it.

She calls for  immediate backup from headquarters, the
Border Patrol and the Swat Team.

The dispatcher asks what emergency she has that requires so
many officers.

"I stopped a Tractor-Trailer with 20,000 Mexican eggs
in it... two have hatched and they've  already
stolen a bicycle."

Go ahead and hate me but do it
after you quit laughing......................

Thanks Hal

And for the ladies . . .

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