A Marine Helo pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat
next to a very attractive woman.
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his
watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks,
“Is your date running late?”
No,” he replies, “I just got this state-of-the-art watch,
and I was just testing it.”
The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch?
What’s so special about it?”
The pilot says, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.”
The lady says, “What’s it telling you now?”
Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.”
The woman giggles and replies, “Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!”
The fighter pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, “Darn thing’s an hour fast.”
And that, my friends…......is Confidence!
Thanks Dan!
Other Watch Wearing Rule 5 ers:
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Your Crazy Uncle Bubba
Political Clown Parade
That's confidence indeed. Wonder if it worked. Probably not.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Odie. ☺
Heard it before, but it never grows old! Have a great weekend, Odie!
ReplyDeleteGood one! Thanks for link!
ReplyDeleteNot confidence.
ReplyDeleteGall.
Sandee, of course it worked. My stories only have happy endings
ReplyDeleteProof, but of course ... good stories are always repeated.
ReplyDeleteRon, always my friend.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, it's all up to your interpretation.
ReplyDeleteWe all stand up and salute the stars and stripes on the girl in that last photo.
ReplyDeleteHoly luxury accessories Batman!
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Euripides, many times I'll wager.
ReplyDeletesig94, you'll have to splain how ju knew dat.
ReplyDeleteI got you linked up!
ReplyDeleteAviators always have an answer.
ReplyDeleteDonald, what a wonderful thing to do ... Thank You.
ReplyDeleteAdmiral, you saw that same study?
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