A seriously depressed woman stands at the edge of a cliff,
trying to get the nerve up to jump.
A passing hobo stops and says, "Since you're about to
kill yourself anyway, would you mindif we had sex first?"
The woman said "Hell no...get away from me...you sicko!"
The bum turned to leave and muttered,
The woman said "Hell no...get away from me...you sicko!"
The bum turned to leave and muttered,
"Fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom."
Thanks David
ROFL
ReplyDeleteThat's clearly one way of looking at opportunity.
She is fine or he is desperate? Maybe a little of both?
ReplyDeleteAlways an opportunity...
ReplyDeleteThat bum must be a democrat - never let a crisis go to waste.
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwwwww
ReplyDeleteLL, see ... now you know what the cow's head stuck in the fence was leading up to.
ReplyDeleteAdmiral, never question motives in a great story.
ReplyDeleteRandy, it's what I live by.
ReplyDeletesig94, not just a desperate dirty old man?
ReplyDeleteAdrienne, don't knock it.
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwwwwwwwww. Funny though.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day and weekend Odie. :)
So wrong! But funny :-) Have a great weekend Odie!!
ReplyDeleteSandee, Hobos and old guys gotta strike while it's hot ... ur cold.
ReplyDelete2T2, wrong?
ReplyDeleteThere are people like that.
ReplyDeleteOne determined bum!
ReplyDeleteedutcher, you mean that will say no to me?
ReplyDeleteRon, yes I am.
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