Dentist's Hymn..........................
Weatherman's Hymn......................
Contractor's Hymn..........................
The Tailor's Hymn..........................
The Golfer's Hymn ..............................
The Politician's Hymn.......................... Standing on the Promises!
Optometrist's Hymn..........................
The Tax Man's Hymn....................... I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn..........................
The Electrician's Hymn....................... Send The Light
The Shopper's Hymn..........................
The Realtor's Hymn.................. I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
The Massage Therapists Hymn............. He Touched Me
The Doctor's Hymn..........................
AND for those who speed on the highway - a few hymns:
55 mph.......................... God Will Take Care of You
75 mph .......................... Nearer My God To Thee
85 mph ........................... This World Is Not My Home
95 mph ........................... Lord, I'm Coming Home
100 mph .......................... Precious Memories
Thanks Dan
Well, I know them now. I love this Odie.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous Silly Sunday. ☺
Ahhhahaha! Love these ... and the next time I'm running late for work and find myself zooming down the road, I'll be humming Nearer My God to Thee. :D
ReplyDeleteSandee, don't forget where you heard it.
ReplyDeleteMarcia, That's a good one for all of us.
ReplyDeleteYou forgot the urologist's -
ReplyDeleteShall We Gather At The River
edutcher, I hate when that happens.
ReplyDeleteLike that over 100MPH. Made me think of an old song TRANSFUSION by Nervous Norvus circa 1956
ReplyDeleteRon, i forgot all about that one.
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