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A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class . . .
"What do you want to be when you grow up ?"
Little Odie says, "I wanna start out as a
Little Odie says, "I wanna start out as a
Marine fighter pilot, then be a billionaire,
go to the most expensive clubs, find me the
finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a
million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana,
a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe,
an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging
her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to
do with this horrible response from little Odie
decides not to acknowledge what he said and
simply tries to continue with the lesson.
"And how about you, Sarah ?"
"I wanna be Odie's whore."
"And how about you, Sarah ?"
"I wanna be Odie's whore."
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American Power
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Like a loose screen door in a hurricane.
ReplyDeleteThat life style could get boring after 10 or 12 years.
ReplyDeleteFunny!
Wasn't that a song in the 60's?
"I Wanna be Odies whore"
maybe it was Bobbies Girl.
Why did I know this little guys name was going to be Odie? I just knew. Dream on Odie.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. ☺
That so called airline pilot has the finest legs I've ever seen. Maybe. But they are exceptional.
ReplyDeleteyou're a legend in your own mid, sir.
ReplyDelete(but aren't we all?)
PS I commuted my brains out for 20 years, but I never saw anybody on the platform like her.
I wanna be Odie's investment banker!
ReplyDeleteI wanna be Odie's buddy!
ReplyDeleteLL, some just have to be screen doors.
ReplyDeleteJoeh, I think it was the first.
ReplyDeleteSandee, I'm dreamin on.
ReplyDeleteDick, I agree ... all the way up and back again.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, keep looking, signed The Legend.
ReplyDeleteProof, that's just to get closer to my whore, huh.
ReplyDeleteRon, you are Buddy!
ReplyDelete