Saturday, September 27, 2014

Land of Opportunity ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

 A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class . . . 
"What do you want to be when you grow up ?"
Little Odie says,  "I wanna start out as a 
Marine fighter pilot, then be a billionaire, 
go to the most expensive clubs, find me the 
finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a 
million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, 
a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, 
an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging 
her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to 
do with this horrible response from little Odie
decides not to acknowledge what he said and 
simply tries to continue with the lesson.

"And how about you, Sarah ?"

"I wanna be Odie's whore."

Thank You Brighid and Trailbee!

Other Opportunistic Rule 5 ers:


  1. Like a loose screen door in a hurricane.

  2. That life style could get boring after 10 or 12 years.


    Wasn't that a song in the 60's?
    "I Wanna be Odies whore"

    maybe it was Bobbies Girl.

  3. Why did I know this little guys name was going to be Odie? I just knew. Dream on Odie.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

  4. That so called airline pilot has the finest legs I've ever seen. Maybe. But they are exceptional.

  5. you're a legend in your own mid, sir.

    (but aren't we all?)

    PS I commuted my brains out for 20 years, but I never saw anybody on the platform like her.

  6. Dick, I agree ... all the way up and back again.

  7. edutcher, keep looking, signed The Legend.

  8. Proof, that's just to get closer to my whore, huh.


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