Sunday, September 14, 2014

Hello -- I Still Have More Questions

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with 
hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people run over a string a dozen times with their 
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it 
and then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will 
ever open from the first end you try?

How do those dead bugs get into the enclosed light fixtures?

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's 
falling off the table you always manage to 
knock something else over?

Why, in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it 
was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

The statistics on sanity say that one out of every four persons 
is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your 
three best friends. 
If they're OK..? (then it's you!)


  1. Why do I think of my first wife every time I store some meat in the freezer?

  2. "Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?"

  3. Adrienne, you've heard of those "Bridges to Nowhere" right?

  4. Bwahahahahahahaha. Yep, I do wonder about some of these.

    Have a fabulous Silly Sunday. ☺

  5. I think we're closing in on the meaning of life.

  6. edutcher, oh crap, I thought we hit that awhile back.

  7. Admiral, I know ... the voices tell me that too.

  8. Grabbing for falling items is not my best suit these days.

  9. Ron, it's sometimes best to let them go.


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