Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with
hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people run over a string a dozen times with their
Why do people run over a string a dozen times with their
vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it
and then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will
Why is it that no plastic bag will
ever open from the first end you try?
How do those dead bugs get into the enclosed light fixtures?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's
How do those dead bugs get into the enclosed light fixtures?
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's
falling off the table you always manage to
knock something else over?
Why, in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it
Why, in winter, do we try to keep the house as warm as it
was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And A FAVORITE:
The statistics on sanity say that one out of every four persons
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And A FAVORITE:
The statistics on sanity say that one out of every four persons
is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your
three best friends.
If they're OK..? (then it's you!)
Above my pay grade?
ReplyDeleteWhy do I think of my first wife every time I store some meat in the freezer?
ReplyDelete"Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?"
ReplyDeleteSamuel, wow that's a low pay grade.
ReplyDeletesig94, ask your three best friends.
ReplyDeleteAdrienne, you've heard of those "Bridges to Nowhere" right?
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahahahaha. Yep, I do wonder about some of these.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous Silly Sunday. ☺
I think we're closing in on the meaning of life.
ReplyDeleteIt's always me.
ReplyDeleteSandee, only some?
ReplyDeleteedutcher, oh crap, I thought we hit that awhile back.
ReplyDeleteAdmiral, I know ... the voices tell me that too.
ReplyDeleteGrabbing for falling items is not my best suit these days.
ReplyDeleteRon, it's sometimes best to let them go.
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