Saturday, January 25, 2014

A Tip From An Old Man ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


A tip from an old man...
 When you see a woman.... And want her badly....
Please consider the following....

 No matter how beautiful she is.....
 No matter how sexy she is....
 No matter how seductive she is...
 No matter how huge her breasts are...
I've completely forgotten where I was going with this...
SORRY FOR WASTING YOUR TIME!


Thanks Dan!

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14 comments:

  1. Dang, Odie. I was SO looking forward to that punch line. :-)

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  2. They're very expensive. I think that's where you were going with this. Very expensive.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

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  3. That's when you know you've truly lost it.

    Whatever it was.

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  4. Damn. Another of those life truths that our parents didn't warn us about.

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  5. Mr, could you take over please? I seem to have lost my place.

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  6. LOL...
    I don't blame you Odie...
    I completely forgot what you were talking about by the third picture, myself...

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