Monday, December 9, 2013

Little Johny Has A Sister

OH No !!! He has a sister ??

Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother,

"Frankie Brown showed me his willy today in the playground!"
Before her mother could raise a concern,
Sally said, "It reminded me of a peanut.."
Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally's Mum asked,
"Really small, was it?"
Sally replied, "No... Salty."

Thanks Dan !


  1. Bwahahahahahaha. Looks like we've found the female Little Johnny. I love it and so did Frankie Brown.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

  2. Sandee, I'm in Reno. Spent the night so I could get an early start Christmas shopping. Had to stay at my favorite casino. Heck, if they're going to give room away.

  3. "Johnny and Sally went a courtin"...This is a teachable moment in today's classroom!

  4. One of those Calls To Dad At Work moments.

  5. This ole swabbie says that's one salty joke!

  6. A parent's worst nightmare...

  7. Edutcher, I guess that's why I didn't miss having a daughter. That's a whole different world for old dad.

  8. Christopher, Oh did I forget to mention . . . . . . . .

  9. Just when you think it was not going to get worse, BAM, much worse.


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