Saturday, December 14, 2013

Flight Attendants ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

 Love those Southwest Flight Attendants!

A mother and her young son were flying 
Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Chicago.  
The little boy had been looking out of the window.

He turned to his mother and asked, "If big dogs 
have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why 
don't big planes have baby planes?" 
The mother couldn't think of an answer.  
She told her son to ask the flight attendant. 
He went down the aisle and asked the flight attendant, 
"If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, 
why don't big planes have baby planes?" 
The busy flight attendant smiled and asked the boy, 
"Did your mother tell you to ask me?"  The boy replied, 
"Yes, she did."
"Well," said the flight attendant, "you go and tell your 
mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest 
always pulls out on time.  
Have your mother explain that to you."

Thank You Trailbee! (LINK)

Other Flying High Rule 5 ers:


  1. There has been a decrease in "quality" in flight attendants over my lifetime. They were better when they were stewardesses. I had a flight earlier this year when the flight attendants were all guys. While the sausage fest concept might work for San Francisco, it really doesn't hold in fly-over country.

    However, you need to check out the women who fly for non-US carriers. There are standards elsewhere.

  2. "flying high rule-fivers"? He he.

  3. Bwahahahahahaha on the joke. Spot on.

    As for the gals? They are gorgeous, but they don't do a thing for me. I know, I know...they do a lot for the guys.

    Have a fabulous weekend. ☺

  4. I guess that's why the stewardi are so grumpy.

  5. Such a nice selection of lovely ladies.

    Mom may have a long hard time figuring out an explanation.

  6. Opie, I've been playing little tricks there for quite awhile. I'm so happy someone finally noticed. Thank you.

  7. Sandee, they be doin a whole bunch for me.

  8. Admiral, the heck with Mom. Let's talk about the girls.

  9. Haven't flown in years, but know recall flight attendents like these. Guess the friendly skies are getting more friendly.


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