The Circle
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front
of a
semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver
furiously
motions for her to pull over, and she does.
The driver gets out and
draws a circle and tells her
to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife
and cuts up
her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling.
So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts
busting
her windows and beating her car.
He looks back to see that she's
laughing.
He's really mad now, so he takes
his knife and slices her
tires.
He turns around and she's laughing so hard,
she's about to fall
down. He demands, "What's so funny?"
She says, "Every time you weren't
looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
Other Rule 5 ers:
Blondes know all the tricks...I love em.
ReplyDeleteRandy, Keep your wits about you and your circles strong.
ReplyDeleteBlondes have so much fun. So easily entertained they are. Bwahahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific day. :)
That circle was like Obama's "Red Line" in Syria---damn near invisable!
ReplyDeleteBlondes need "tough" love in my opinion.
ReplyDeleteSandee, get back in your circle.
ReplyDeleteRon, lines are meant to be crossed ... I think.
ReplyDeleteLL, any kind I can give them.
ReplyDeleteIf that was The Blonde, the first time she stepped out of the circle would have been the last thing that guy didn't see.
ReplyDeleteEdutcher, you really fear her huh.
ReplyDeleteNo, she's kept me going for almost 20 years.
ReplyDeleteI just pity the poor fool that messes with her.
I married one of them blondes 39 years ago myself, newlywed.
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