Wednesday, June 19, 2013

UPDATE ON SURGERY



Dear Family and Friends:

Most of you know our friend, Dorothy, 

who recently went in for a

surgical procedure.
 

It was for a Butt Lift at the WalMart Medical Center .

She didn't have the most pleasant experience.

She should've left well enough alone

I wanted to show you how it turned out.

I hope this keeps YOU from having this done.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE . . 

Don't get a Butt Lift at the WalMart Medical Center .

You will most certainly regret it.





26 comments:

  1. Oh Odie, I was worried about you when I first read the title. Glad it was only a "friend" you were writing about.
    Healthy wishes for all!

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  2. Odie - Friends should stop friends from using Walmart Medical Center. Have a happy day.

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  3. Opie, I just had to get the word out before anyone else tried this dangerous procedure. Glad I caught you in time.

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  4. Supi, exactly ... friends don't let friends drive to the Walmart Medical Center.

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  5. Lol thats so wrong but funny :)

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  6. 2T2, stay away from the Walmart Medical Center.

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  7. Now I'm going to have to wash my eyes out with bleach. That's just plain wrong. Wrong I tell you.

    Have a terrific day Odie. :)

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  8. Now that's Backasswards!

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  9. Earl, welcome .... Don't you mean bassackwards?

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  10. Edutcher, I believe it's just plan old "back boobs".

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  11. There you go again knocking Walmart. You should have shown Kmart's Butt Lifts. But then they are "R" rated and a little to much for your "G" rated site.

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  12. Walmart's Aisle 5 has the mid chest underwear.

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  13. Dear Ron, this is a "G" rated site I thank you Sir.

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  14. Sig 94, is your Walmart different than mine?

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  15. I had to do a double-take... and I'm still not believing it!

    AAGGHH.

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  16. Many thanks for that uplifting advice.

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  17. Marine, not a back boob connoisseur?

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  18. OK, I could've lived without that pic in my brain.... Yikes!

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  19. Cube, brain bleach on aisle 5 or I can write you a prescription for it.

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  20. No doubt a Obama voter

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