Saturday, June 29, 2013

Blonde Curtains ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


 A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk 
"Where do you keep the curtains for computers?" The 
clerk answers with a puzzled face "Curtains for computers? 
You don't need curtains for computers." The blonde's eyes 
widen and she shakes her head as she answers "Hello!?? 
My computer has Windows!!"





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18 comments:

  1. Sheik YerBoutiJune 29, 2013 at 4:09 AM

    Here in the mountains of North Carolina we don't call it "Windows". Everyone here knows it as "Winders".

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  2. Randy-gJune 29, 2013 at 4:28 AM

    Who needs curtains? Damn I love blondes...

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  3. Woodsterman (Odie)June 29, 2013 at 6:17 AM

    Booti, Drapes for winders works for me.

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)June 29, 2013 at 6:20 AM

    Randy, Me too. You should have seen the young blonds in bikinis at Tahoe yesterday. They even loved my work. The only problem, they had no place to put there wallet.

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  5. SandeeJune 29, 2013 at 9:12 AM

    Bless their hearts. You guys don't mind one bit that these gals aren't very smart. You're not looking for brains at all.

    Have a terrific day Odie. :)

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  6. edutcherJune 29, 2013 at 11:20 AM

    Oy!

    That's about the way The Blonde interacts with anything Microshaft.

    This Christmas, I'm getting her an Samsung Android tablet, so there'll be no problems.

    As a nurse, she knows all about tablets.

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  7. Woodsterman (Odie)June 29, 2013 at 7:10 PM

    Sandee, brains?

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  8. Woodsterman (Odie)June 29, 2013 at 7:13 PM

    Edutcher, I'm an apple guy and I wouldn't settle for anything less than an iPad.

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    1. VelcroJune 29, 2013 at 7:27 PM

      Yeah, but don't blondes have to change their iPads every few hours at certain times of the month?

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    2. Woodsterman (Odie)June 29, 2013 at 9:12 PM

      Velcro, I ain't touching that one.

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  9. Ron RussellJune 29, 2013 at 9:22 PM

    Those blondes are sure busty. Would love to get on their PC's and work my mouse.

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  10. Opus #6June 29, 2013 at 10:50 PM

    odie, your ladies always seem to have a certain look about them.

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  11. MadhatJune 30, 2013 at 4:58 PM

    As an IT professional, I am trained to outfit Windows computers with curtains, so if any nice blondes ask, just send them my way ;)

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  12. Woodsterman (Odie)July 1, 2013 at 6:46 AM

    Ron, you could cause laughter at the WRONG time if you call "it" a mouse.

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  13. Woodsterman (Odie)July 1, 2013 at 6:50 AM

    Opie, you mean "Blond"? 2 and 3 are my favorites if that helps your analysis of me.

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)July 1, 2013 at 6:51 AM

    Madhat, I'm thinking of one right now.

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  15. LLJuly 3, 2013 at 8:46 AM

    God gave us blondes.

    I don't know where Wookies came from, but I doubt that it's the same source.

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  16. Reaganite IndependentJuly 5, 2013 at 7:33 AM

    Linked here: 'Miss Poland 2013'Paulina Krupińska

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