Saturday, May 9, 2015

Shoeshine ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

A Texan sat on the barber's chair 
"I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." 

The barber (using a straight razor by the way) 
began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, 
firmest, most beautiful real breasts that he had 
ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.

    The Texan said, "Young lady, you and I should 
go and spend some time in a hotel room."
     She replied, "I'm married and my 
husband wouldn't like  that."

     The Texan said, "Tell him you're working 
overtime and I'll pay you the difference."

She said, "You tell him; you're​ ​ ​CLOSER​ ​​​”

Other Shoe Shining Rule 5 ers:
Average Bubba     


  1. Bwahahahahahahaha. That's going to be a very close shave I fear.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

  2. Life's little disappointments. :(

  3. A man should always practice situational awareness.

  4. A sure way to get a close shave!

  5. Sandee, could be a wee bit too close.

  6. Those are words you'd never want to hear.

  7. LL, could cause him to get it hear to hear.


Put it here ... I can't wait to read it.