Saturday, May 9, 2015

Shoeshine ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style

A Texan sat on the barber's chair 
"I'll have a shave and a shoe shine." 

The barber (using a straight razor by the way) 
began to lather his face while a woman with the biggest, 
firmest, most beautiful real breasts that he had 
ever seen knelt down and began to shine his shoes.

    The Texan said, "Young lady, you and I should 
go and spend some time in a hotel room."
     She replied, "I'm married and my 
husband wouldn't like  that."

     The Texan said, "Tell him you're working 
overtime and I'll pay you the difference."

She said, "You tell him; you're​ ​ ​CLOSER​ ​​​”

Other Shoe Shining Rule 5 ers:
Average Bubba     


Abelle | The Wows! And Oops! Of Life said...

I'm seeing Sweeney Todd. Haha! ;o)

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahaha. That's going to be a very close shave I fear.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

trailbee said...

Life's little disappointments. :(

Proof said...

Guess he was in a lather!

edutcher said...

A man should always practice situational awareness.

Ron Russell said...

A sure way to get a close shave!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Abelle, not my fault.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, could be a wee bit too close.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Trailbee, little?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Proof, well put.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, and spoil the fun?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, the closest.

LL said...

Those are words you'd never want to hear.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, could cause him to get it hear to hear.