Friday, May 15, 2015

I Tried . . . .


While strolling around the Harbor this morning 
around 7:00 a.m., I noticed a character shouting 
"Allah be praised" and "Death to all infidels" and 
suddenly he tripped and fell into the water. 


He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the explosives he was carrying. If he didn't get help, he would surely drown. Being a responsible citizen, and abiding by the law of the land that requires you to help those in distress, I informed the Police, the Coastguard, the Immigration Office and even the Fire Dept. It is now 11 a.m., the terrorist has drowned, and none of the authorities have yet responded. I'm starting to think I wasted four stamps.

Thanks Hal

15 comments:

WomanHonorThyself said...

sense of humor is your best friend!

Have a terrific weekend my friend! :-)

joeh said...

Should have sent them "express delivery"

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

WHT, yes it is!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Joeh, next time .......

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahaha. Well done Odie, well done. I would have played it this way too.

Have a fabulous day. :)

LL said...

It was honest of you to put stamps on the envelopes. I don't think that would have...

edutcher said...

You mean you wasted all that money when you could have hopped in your car, driven to DC, set up and appointment at DHS, and personally told Jeh Johnson of this threat?

Shame on you!

Ron Russell said...

Thought you were going to say you tossed him an anchor! Yours is better!

Always On Watch said...

The right "rapid" response on the part of the observer.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, then come to find out I didn't have enough postage.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, nothing but the best for for a man in need.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, I know. I feel a little bad about that one.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, always ready to help my fellow man.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

AOW, we do what we can.

Rick Street said...

+1 edutcher