Friday, May 29, 2015

Hat in the Wind . . . .



Amazing how your values change as
you age!

I LOVE THIS WOMAN
 
An elderly lady was standing at the
railing of the cruise ship
holding her hat tight so that it would not blow
away in the wind. A gentleman approached 
her and said, "Pardon me,
madam.. I do not intend to be forward but did
you know that your dress
is blowing up in this high
wind?" 

"Yes, I know," said the lady.
"I need both my hands to hold onto this
hat." 

"But madam, you must know that
you are not wearing any panties
and your privates are exposed!" said the
gentleman in earnest. 

The woman looked 
down, then back up at the man and replied, 
"Sir, anything you see down
there is 75 years old. I bought this hat
yesterday!"


Thanks Hal

16 comments:

Randy-g said...

I like it...I think.

Fredd said...

I don't like it. No thinking involved on this one.

LL said...

A 75 year old part looks like a cow pie with a wagon rut through the middle. I'd help her save her hat too.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahaha. I see her point here.

Have a fabulous day. ☺

Brighid said...

LOL... and what is the back story on LL knowing what it looks like? Wait never mind, somethings it's better not to know.

michael worst said...

Brilliant, best laugh today and can relate.

edutcher said...

One must prioritize.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Randy, you're right ... I think.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Fredd, I pride myself on not making you think here.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, I guess I'll have to bow to you expertise.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, LL can help with that hat too.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brighid, LL hires them older when he's in Reno.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Michael, We do our best.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edutcher, One must.

Ron Russell said...

Now I know the reason I hold on tightly to my hat! But it could just be it covers the bald spot!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, spot? You're lucky.