Tuesday, September 2, 2014

Your Daughter

An Irish mother-in-law arrives home from shopping to 
find her son-in-law Paddy in a steaming rage and hurriedly 
packing his suitcase.

"What happened Paddy ?" she asks anxiously.

"What happened!! I'll tell you what happened. I sent an 
email to my wife (your daughter) telling her I was coming 
home today from my fishing trip. I got home...  
and guess what I found?

Yes, your daughter, my wife Jean, naked with Joe Murphy 
in our marital bed! This is unforgivable, the end of our 
marriage. I'm done I'm leaving forever!"

"Ah now, calm down, calm down Paddy!" says his 
mother-in-law. "There is something very odd going on here. 
My daughter would never do such a thing! There must Be 
a simple explanation. I'll go speak to her immediately 
and find out what happened."

Moments later, the mother-in-law comes back with a big smile.

"Paddy. I told you there was a simple explanation .....    
she never got your E-mail!"

Thank You Trailbee!


LL said...

There is always a simple explanation.

USA_Admiral said...

Always check your email.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

LL, more times than not.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, those are words I live by myself.

Sandee said...

Bwahahahahahahahaha. I'm going to steal that one. Yes I am.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

Samuel Gonzalez said...


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edutcher said...

Sounds more German than Irish.

Ron Russell said...

Damn I knew there was a logical explanation! There always is!!!!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, you blog thieves are all alike ... LOL ... enjoy.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Samuel, Done!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, nope says Irish.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, there always is huh.

Samuel Gonzalez said...

Thanks Woody
You're on TLT too