Saturday, September 13, 2014

Special Watch ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


A Marine Helo pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat 
next to a very attractive woman.

He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his 
watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, 
“Is your date running late?”
 
 

No,” he replies, “I just got this state-of-the-art watch, 
and I was just testing it.”
 
The intrigued woman says, “A state-of-the-art watch? 
What’s so special about it?”

The pilot says, “It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.”
 
The lady says, “What’s it telling you now?”

Well, it says you’re not wearing any panties.”
 
The woman giggles and replies, “Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!”
 
The fighter pilot smirks, taps his watch and says, “Darn thing’s an hour fast.”
 
And that, my friends…......is Confidence!



 
 

16 comments:

Sandee said...

That's confidence indeed. Wonder if it worked. Probably not.

Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

Proof said...

Heard it before, but it never grows old! Have a great weekend, Odie!

Ron Russell said...

Good one! Thanks for link!

edutcher said...

Not confidence.

Gall.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, of course it worked. My stories only have happy endings

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Proof, but of course ... good stories are always repeated.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ron, always my friend.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, it's all up to your interpretation.

Euripides said...

We all stand up and salute the stars and stripes on the girl in that last photo.

sig94 said...

Holy luxury accessories Batman!

That Hublot Swiss watch goes for almost a quarter million dollars!

http://www.luxurybazaar.com/items/itemid_20328_Key_of_Time_902_ND_1140_RX.html

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Euripides, many times I'll wager.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

sig94, you'll have to splain how ju knew dat.

Donald Douglas said...

I got you linked up!

USA_Admiral said...

Aviators always have an answer.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Donald, what a wonderful thing to do ... Thank You.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, you saw that same study?