struck up a conversation.
The Black Labrador turned to the Yellow Labrador and said,
"So why are you here?"
The Yellow Lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything ... the
sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids.
But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my
owner's bed."
The Black Lab said, "So what's the vet going to do?"
"Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the Yellow Lab.
The Yellow Lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything ... the
sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids.
But the final straw was last night when I pissed in the middle of my
owner's bed."
The Black Lab said, "So what's the vet going to do?"
"Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from the Yellow Lab.
"They reckon it'll calm me down."
The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked,
The Yellow Lab then turned to the Black Lab and asked,
"Why are you here?"
The Black Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up
flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it.
When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last
night when I dug a great big hole in my owners' couch."
"So what are they going to do to you?" the Yellow Lab inquired.
"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said.
The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, "Why are you here?
"I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the
cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything
I see. Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and she was
bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on
her back and started humping away."
The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said,
The Black Lab said, "I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up
flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it.
When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last
night when I dug a great big hole in my owners' couch."
"So what are they going to do to you?" the Yellow Lab inquired.
"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too," the dejected Black Lab said.
The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, "Why are you here?
"I'm a humper," said the Great Dane. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the
cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I want to hump everything
I see. Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and she was
bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on
her back and started humping away."
The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance and said,
"So, it's nuts off for you too, huh?" The Great Dane said,
"Nope, I'm here to get my nails clipped!
Thanks Dan!
Other Soaped Up Rule 5 ers:
In a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
In My NOT So Humble Opinion
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
Adrienne's Corner
The Feral Irishman
Knuckledraggin My Life Away
Diogenes' Middle Finger
Ninety Miles From Tyranny
Doubletroubletwo
Angrymikes hood
MissK's World...
American Power
In My NOT So Humble Opinion
GOODSTUFF'S CYBER WORLD
A Nod To The Gods
Act Well Your Part
Subject to Change
I did NOT see that one coming Odie! Nuts!
ReplyDeleteRandy, we be about surprises here.
ReplyDeleteBwahahahahaahahah. I'm here to get my nails clipped. Of course you are.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous weekend Odie. ☺
She doesn't like getting scratched? What a prude!
ReplyDeleteSandee, got mine clipped too just in case.
ReplyDeleteorbitup, Now slippage is possible.
ReplyDeleteWonder what Phil Robertson would say about that?????? Understand the meaning of what I comprehend??
ReplyDeleteWholesome family entertainment, that's what I come here for
ReplyDeleteAlas, poor Sherlock, he had to get fixed because not doing it would have been fatal.
ReplyDeleteOf course, he still pees and jumps on everything.
Doggone.
ReplyDeleteA dog has got to do what a dogs got to do.
ReplyDeleteRon, not sure. Is that a new Redneck tongue I'm not familiar with?
ReplyDeleteRR, you must have slipped in here on one of my off days.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, alas, I knew him well.
ReplyDeleteProof, doghere.
ReplyDeleteAdmiral, finally someone understands.
ReplyDeleteI liked the joke.
ReplyDeleteCube, and I'm glad you did.
ReplyDelete