Saturday, January 25, 2014

A Tip From An Old Man ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


A tip from an old man...
 When you see a woman.... And want her badly....
Please consider the following....
 No matter how beautiful she is.....
 No matter how sexy she is....
 No matter how seductive she is...
 No matter how huge her breasts are...
I've completely forgotten where I was going with this...
SORRY FOR WASTING YOUR TIME!

Thanks Dan!

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14 comments:

  1. Opus #6January 25, 2014 at 4:10 AM

    Dang, Odie. I was SO looking forward to that punch line. :-)

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  2. Woodsterman (Odie)January 25, 2014 at 5:44 AM

    Opie, Did I forget that?

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  3. LLJanuary 25, 2014 at 6:29 AM

    What was the question?

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  4. Woodsterman (Odie)January 25, 2014 at 8:15 AM

    LL, Question?

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  5. SandeeJanuary 25, 2014 at 8:55 AM

    They're very expensive. I think that's where you were going with this. Very expensive.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

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  6. Woodsterman (Odie)January 25, 2014 at 9:02 AM

    Sandee, Going? Expensive?

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  7. edutcherJanuary 25, 2014 at 12:34 PM

    That's when you know you've truly lost it.

    Whatever it was.

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  8. Woodsterman (Odie)January 25, 2014 at 3:16 PM

    Edutcher, ah ah ah ... what?

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  9. Mr. AOWJanuary 26, 2014 at 5:42 AM

    Damn. Another of those life truths that our parents didn't warn us about.

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  10. Woodsterman (Odie)January 26, 2014 at 7:28 AM

    Mr, could you take over please? I seem to have lost my place.

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  11. James ButlerJanuary 26, 2014 at 8:27 AM

    LOL...
    I don't blame you Odie...
    I completely forgot what you were talking about by the third picture, myself...

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  12. Woodsterman (Odie)January 26, 2014 at 7:36 PM

    James, What?

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  13. AnonymousJanuary 26, 2014 at 10:30 PM

    +1 James Butler

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  14. Woodsterman (Odie)January 27, 2014 at 6:06 AM

    Rick, ah ah ah .....

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