Saturday, December 28, 2013

OLD ITALIAN LADIES ~OR~ Rule 5 Woodsterman Style


These four older ladies who lived in Italy
always sat outside together near the church
and chatted about when they were younger.
One month ago they pooled their money together
and bought a laptop.

Never having been, but having heard all about Florida,
They just happened to click on St. Augustine, FL.
They read about the "Fountain of Youth" claimed by
the Spaniards when they arrived there.

They collected up all they had left and sent for four
bottles of the water. As soon as it arrived, they drank as directed.
The rest of this story will make you a believer, because
Here they are today...................
No.......This is TRUE! Really!
Would We lie to you?
We have a limited supply of this water available at an
incredibly low price of just $1,499.95 a bottle.

Seriously ..

HURRY BEFORE THE INVENTORY RUNS OUT!!!!
Make checks payable to:
"Democratic National Committee"
You can trust us, we would NEVER lie to you especially
about your health and well being!



My Favorite Cook, Giada De Laurentiis, Above.

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22 comments:

  1. Why else would anybody give them money...

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  2. Cheaper than surgery. Count me in!

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  3. Race, that's one of the biggest mysteries of the world.

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  4. Opie, blind faith is good for your well being.

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  5. Toilet water is about all you'd get from that bunch of crooks.

    Have a fabulous day Odie. ☺

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  6. I knew I should have stayed in FL so long ago. They want to run the Demonrat Convention in OH...I'm MOVING!

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  7. As LL said, "The check's in the mail!" Never mind the water -- just send the girls!

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  8. Sandee, oh so pessimistic on your part. You don't believe them?

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  9. Marine, there's a special handling fee for the girls. I have to handle them myself to make sure it's done just right.

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  10. Scotty, good union state for the convention ... enjoy if you can't get out.

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  11. I'd believe the old Italian ladies (having known quite a few) long before I'd believe the Democrats.

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  12. In New Jersey, it's pronounced Fountain of Yute".

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  13. Edutcher, How about Italian ladies that are Democrats?

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  14. Proof, Do I have to start being bilingual here?

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  15. That makes a lot of sense. I would add however, that not many democrats have $1499.95, and after all they are use to free stuff. I would suggest the bottles of the magic elixir be given away a polling places!

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  16. Woodsterman (Odie) said...

    Edutcher, How about Italian ladies that are Democrats?

    You assume the men in the family tell them how to vote and hold them completely blameless (and as close as possible).

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  17. Ron, Aren't they already given away at polling places?

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  18. Edutcher, I don't assume anything. I'm just asking the question.

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Put it here ... I can't wait to read it.