Tuesday, September 14, 2010

TALIBAN WARNS U.S. ON ARIZONA LAW.

This morning, from a cave somewhere in Pakistan, the Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammed Omar, warned the United States that if Arizona's Immigration Law is not repealed, Taliban authorities intend to cut off America's supply of Convenience Store Managers and possibly Motel 6 & Super 8 Managers.


And, if this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next, followed by DELL and AOL Customer Service Reps.


Finally, if all else fails, they have threatened to send us no more candidates for President of the United States!

Folks, it's gonna get ugly!

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Put it here ... I can't wait to read it. I have the Captcha turned OFF but blogger insists it be there. You should be able to bypass it.

*** Moderation has been added due to Spam and a Commenter a little too caustic. I welcome comments, but talk of killing and racist (or even close to racist) are not welcome.