Thursday, September 2, 2010

The Heart Attack ...

An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. 
The family drove wildly to get
him to the emergency room.

After what seemed like a very long wait, the
ER doctor appeared, wearing his
scrubs and a long face.

Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead, 
but his heart is still beating."
 
"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped 
against her cheeks in horror and shock!  
"We've never had a Democrat in the family before".

 

18 comments:

  1. Thanks Lady, These are sent to me from all over.

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  2. Supi, The truth is sometimes very funny ... they're brain dead.

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  3. That brain-dead democrat. (I cannot capitalize democrat.)

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  4. Admiral, I know ... just funin. Why would you want to capitalize democrap?

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  5. Bunni, heart beating with no brains says it all.

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  6. CONFUCIUS SAY. . .



    "A Lion will not betray his wife.... But a Tiger Wood."

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  7. Hi Woody . . You hit the mark . . again!

    Bump

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  8. Thank you Bump ... Woodsterman tries to stay on the straight and narrow silly track.

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  9. Opie, thank you, but please don't encourage Mal.

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Put it here ... I can't wait to read it.