Thursday, September 2, 2010

The Heart Attack ...

An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. 
The family drove wildly to get
him to the emergency room.

After what seemed like a very long wait, the
ER doctor appeared, wearing his
scrubs and a long face.

Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead, 
but his heart is still beating."
 
"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped 
against her cheeks in horror and shock!  
"We've never had a Democrat in the family before".

 

18 comments:

USA_Admiral said...

Man, Right on the mark!

The Conservative Lady said...

Good one, Odie.

Supi said...

That's funny.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral ... who's Mark?

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Thanks Lady, These are sent to me from all over.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Supi, The truth is sometimes very funny ... they're brain dead.

USA_Admiral said...

That brain-dead democrat. (I cannot capitalize democrat.)

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Admiral, I know ... just funin. Why would you want to capitalize democrap?

Amusing Bunni said...

That's a good one, Odie!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Bunni, heart beating with no brains says it all.

Christopher - Conservative Perspective said...

LOL,Thanks for that one Odie.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Ya sure Christopher ...

tha malcontent said...

CONFUCIUS SAY. . .



"A Lion will not betray his wife.... But a Tiger Wood."

Bumps Stump said...

Hi Woody . . You hit the mark . . again!

Bump

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

OH MAL ........

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Thank you Bump ... Woodsterman tries to stay on the straight and narrow silly track.

Opus #6 said...

Funny joke, and Mal's too!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Opie, thank you, but please don't encourage Mal.