Welcome To Another Exciting Funday Morning

 

A democrat congressman finally breaks down and visits a remote northern

reservation. With news crews following him around as they tour the place,

he asks the chief if there was anything they need.

“Well,” says the chief, “We have three very important needs.

First, we have a medical clinic but no doctor to man it.”

The democrat whips out his phone, dials a number,

talks to somebody for two minutes and then hangs up.

“I’ve pulled some strings. Your doctor will arrive in a few days.

Now what was the second problem?”

“We have no way to get clean water. The local mining operation has

poisoned the water our people have been drinking for thousands of

years. We’ve been flying bottled water in, and it’s terribly expensive.”

Once again, the democrat dials a number, yells into the phone

for a few minutes, and then hangs up. “The mine has been shut down,

and the owner is being billed for setting up a purification plant for

your people.

Now what was that third problem?”

The chief looks at him and says,

“We have no cellphone reception up here!”