Sunday, July 28, 2024
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Put it here ... I can't wait to read it. I have the Captcha turned OFF but blogger insists it be there. You should be able to bypass it.
** Anonymous, please use a name at the end of your comment. You're all starting to look alike.
*** Moderation has been added due to Spam and a Commenter a little too caustic. I welcome comments, but talk of killing and racist (or even close to racist) are not welcome.
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Amen-Good one.
ReplyDeleteAnon, one of his best.
DeleteReminds me of this old chestnut:
ReplyDeleteA woman is getting married for the fourth time. She's getting married to a lawyer and is really excited.
So she goes to the dress maker and asks "I'm getting married for the fourth time. Can you make me a beautiful white wedding dress to walk down the isle in?"
The tailor says "With all due respect, after three husbands, maybe something in a off white or an ecru would be more appropriate.
Woman: No, I've maintained my virginity thru three husbands and I'd like to walk down in something white.
Tailor: "You've maintained your virginity thru three husbands and now you're marrying a lawyer? Well how exactly do you explain that???"
Woman "Well, my first husband, John, was a Gynecologist and all he'd ever do is get under the covers and look at it and examine it. That's all he'd ever do to me"
"My second husband, Sigmund" was a psychiatrist. He'd get under the covers and all he'd ever do is talk about it, talk about it and talk about it"
My third husband, Lester, was a stamp collector...
I really miss Lester..."
"But now I'm marrying a lawyer, so now I know I'm really gonna get f**ked!"
Anon, take a bow.
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