#11 always listen to your wife (if/because she's younger than you) besides which, she had to take care of her parents (and yours) so she not only has practice, but understands [sarc off]
When people asked my grandfather why he talked to himself he would tell them that he had two good reasons: 1) He liked to talk to a smart man. 2) He like to hear a smart man talk!
#5 I write it down because I know I won't remember it. Then I either forget where I wrote it down, or I forget the list... #9 Agree! #10 Because your own bathroom is better than any you'll find wherever you're going. I do like them all, though. Thank you, Odie. You all be safe and God bless.
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About number nine. I have never been this age before so why would I know how to act it?
ReplyDeleteHeltau
Heltau, it's because you've been told your whole life to act your age and you didn't know how.
Delete#11 always listen to your wife (if/because she's younger than you)
ReplyDeletebesides which, she had to take care of her parents (and yours) so she not only has practice, but understands
[sarc off]
boron, mine would leave me in a bathtub full of jello.
Delete4, 5, and 9.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, #5 is SO me.
DeleteWhen people asked my grandfather why he talked to himself he would tell them that he had two good reasons:
ReplyDelete1) He liked to talk to a smart man.
2) He like to hear a smart man talk!
Harry
Harry, Hmmm ... the same reasons I give.
Delete#5 I write it down because I know I won't remember it.
ReplyDeleteThen I either forget where I wrote it down, or I forget the list...
#9 Agree!
#10 Because your own bathroom is better than any you'll find wherever you're going.
I do like them all, though.
Thank you, Odie.
You all be safe and God bless.
LindaG, forgetting notes ... that's me too.
Delete#12 - Never trust a fart
ReplyDeleteMy Dad told me that when I was in high school. Didn't understand it then, do now.
DeleteAnon, oh yeah.
DeleteGotta remember "one for the road".
ReplyDeleteCritter, tattoo it on your chest.
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