Tuesday, May 4, 2021

The Old Cowboy

The old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day. The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the Cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff.

"Howdy, stranger..."

"Howdy, Sheriff..."

The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss were the sun don't shine. He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk, and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon.

"Hold on, Mister..."


"Did I just see what I think I just saw?"

"Reckon you did, Sheriff...I got me some powerful chapped lips..."

"And that cures them?"

"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' em."

Thanks Charles



  1. I hadn't heard that one in a long time, but a flat out loud laugh was the result. It's always good to have a few laughs before the crap of the day starts.

    1. Paul V, that's why I post at 2:00 am PDT. Even the east coast gets it a 5:00 am to start their day right.

  2. You know, sometimes the cure is worse than the disease!


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