After nearly 50 years of marriage, a couple was lying in bed one evening, when the wife felt her husband, begin to massage her in ways he hadn't in quite some time. It almost tickled as his fingers started at her neck, and then began moving down past the small of her back. He then caressed her shoulders and neck, slowly worked his hand down, stopping just over her stomach. He then proceeded to place his hand on her left inner arm, working down her side, passing gently over her buttock and down her leg to her calf. Then, he proceeded up her thigh, stopping just at the uppermost portion of her leg. He continued in the same manner on her right side, then suddenly stopped, rolled over and became silent. As she had become quite aroused by this caressing, she asked in a loving voice, ‘Honey that was wonderful. Why did you stop? To which he responded: I found the remote.
Why you don't have a TV in the bedroom.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, that's how you watch the porn.
DeleteHeh. Reminds me of a story about my grandma/grandpa. Both mid to late 90s or so. One afternoon he says to her "You want to go upstairs for a while?" Her reply "Why bother? By the time we get there you'll forget why".
ReplyDeletemer, One story houses.
DeleteYep that'll work. Best was having mom and dad telling me; mom embarassed as heck, dad laughing his ass off.
DeleteI told them "Yeah, one of my sisters will live with you, not me"
mer, why is everyone shocked their parents ... you know.
DeleteSo: where the H--- WAS the remote?
ReplyDeleteRod, right where you found it.
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