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The one about the daughter? If they weren't in yet, I would shut the door.
ReplyDeleteIf they were in, I honestly don't know what I would do.
LindaG, mount a really strong magnet next to the front door.
DeleteBwahahahaha!
DeleteThe daughter. I'd ask when they are getting married. Any daughter that brings that kind of shit home deserves the life she'll have with it.
ReplyDeleteKid, true dat.
DeleteHow do I greet him? With a magnet chained to an anvil. Then hand him a pair of pliers.
ReplyDeletestine2469, works for me.
DeleteThe plug is for her special vibrator.
ReplyDeleteedutcher, my thoughts exactly.
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