Friday, December 18, 2020

Little Johnny and Friday . . . .

 


Little Johnny watched his daddy’s car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace.


Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. ‘Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, and then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane…’


At this point Mommy cut him off and said, ‘Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save! the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy’s face when you tell it tonight.’


At the dinner table that evening, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, ‘I was at the playground and I saw Daddy’s car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army.’


Thanks Skip!

15 comments:

  1. You always wait for the punchline.

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  2. Good one! BTW - that Capcha bullshit is one PITA

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  3. southside tony, Yeah but in a good way.

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  4. edutcher, well yeah or otherwise it would never end.

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  5. Unknown, Captcha is turned off. I think you have mentioned this before, but you never got my message. Blogger a long time ago thought these were a great idea, but we bloggers screamed bloody murder. Instead of removing them they left them and I could or could not activate them. What I have done is not activate it. Just go around it and comment WITHOUT the captcha.

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  6. a couple of years ago jeffrey epstein went to jail for underage sex. they said he was connected to high up in government officials who were having sex with underage girls. they mentioned bill clinton but he never was arrested. then epstein did not kill himself in jail but somebody killed him. coverup. important government people. guilty people who think they are too important to go to jail. we havent heard anything else.
    lots of vote fraud. important people who dont want Trump to win. important Republicans who are Never-Trumpers. lots and lots of vote fraud. even a blind man can see it. Texas and 18 States take it to the Supreme Court. The Supreme Court goes to a small room down the hall. Chief Justice John Roberts is heard screaming at the other 8 Judges--You will do what I tell you!!!!
    this has never ever happened before. the Supreme Court refuses Texas lawsuit. Wont even talk about it.

    Lin Wood made a public statement yesterday that *SOMEBODY* named John Roberts was on Jeffrey Epsteins airplane going to the island for sex with underage girls

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    1. *SOMEBODY* named John Roberts was on Jeffrey Epsteins airplane
      SCOTUS John Roberts or the John Roberts the plumber down the street?
      Asking for Michael Cohen

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    2. Wood (whom I admire) was out of line, if that's what he did say.

      We all get mad.

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  7. Matthew, I've been hearing this since ObamaCare ... AND I believe it!

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Put it here ... I can't wait to read it. I have the Captcha turned OFF but blogger insists it be there. You should be able to bypass it.