Friday, September 25, 2020

County Agricultural Show


 My wife and I went to the County Agricultural Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said:

THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR

My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs ….. Smiled and said, “He mated 50 times last year, that’s almost once a week”.


We walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said:

THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR

My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, “WOW~~That’s more than twice a week! ………. You could learn a lot from him”.


We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said:

THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR

My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, “That’s once a day .. You could REALLY learn something from this one”.


I looked at her and said, “Go over and ask him if it was with the same cow”.


My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and the doctors say I should eventually make a full recovery.


Thanks Skip

4 comments:

Patrick D said...

I can see how having a few (or a lot!) more cows would tend to keep things 'fresh'! (chuckle)

Young bull and and old bull grazing along a hillside above a large herd of cows. The young bull excitedly says. "Let's run down there and breed a couple of those cows!" Tow which the old bull calmly replies, "Whatta ya say we walk Walk down there, and Breed All those cows?"

edutcher said...

Mom needs to grow a sense of humor and maybe she'll get mated more.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Patrick D, I walked to my last orgy and had a lot more fun.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, I'll leave that alone.