Friday, December 13, 2019

Yellow, This Is Mujibar

We've  all talked to this guy ... At Last ... 
A Picture of  Him.

We've  all talked to this guy..At Last....A Picture of  Him.

 Mujibar was trying to get a job in   India . 

The Personnel Manager said,  
'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one.  
Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.'  

Mujibar said, 'I am ready.' 
The manager said, 
'Make a sentence  using the words 
Yellow, Pink, and Green .' 

Mujibar said, 
'The telephone goes  green, green
And  I pink it up, and  say, 
Yellow,  this is Mujibar.' 

Mujibar now works at a call  centre. 

No doubt you have spoken to him. 
I  know I have.

Thanks David  


edutcher said...

I have to say most of them speak better English than you get hear.

Edward said...

I get those calls:
Me: Hello.
Mujibar: This is MS Tech Support. Your computer is sending the error message.
Me: I don't have a computer.
Mujibar: How do you get on the internet?
Me: What's the internet?
Mujibar: Hangs Up.

Kid said...

I've told that joke/

Sandee said...

I know I have too. Good one.

Have a fabulous day and weekend, Odie. 🎄🎄🎄

iOpener said...

I'm in Canada and once in a while I deal with Americans from the deep South and their language is as incomprehensible to me as Hinglish. More so even.

But really, it's all fun, we have the most flexible language ever.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

edutcher, at Woodsterman? I'll practice.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...


Odie: Hello
Mujibar: Yellow, your MS computer is sending error messages.
Odie: Oh no, what can I do.
Mujibar: Let me take control of your computer.
Odie OK, how's that?
Mujibar: it's no working????
Odie: Too bad, dumb ass bitch ... click!

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Kid, take a bow then.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Sandee, we have all crossed paths with Mujibar.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

iOpener, I have asked for Mujibar's supervisor and got someone from the south, eh.

Brig said...

Find it harder to understand any one these days...

Edward said...


Yes, that's also another one of my responses, we're on the same page - although I prefer MF'er rather than bitch.

Have a great day. And again, thanks for your daily (and sometimes double) posts.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Brig, me too. Especially without my hearing aids.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Edward, What's really funny is I've made them so mad they call me M'fer. That's when I know that I got to them. It makes my day.

Rickvid in Seattle said...

Check out "Foamy the Squirrel" online. A real hoot, especially the bits about Indian tech support.

Woodsterman (Odie) said...

Rickvid, now there's a name I haven't heard in awhile. I remember now. One of our fellow bloggers that has since passed away used to post him all of the time. I remember Foamy well.